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What Should I DO

by bravekid @ 23. Mar 2007 – 18:27:53

Yesterday morning i was going to my job. I was on the way.I saw 4 -5 person were teasing a lady.In among a person pick a stone and hit her back side but she didnt do any reply. After that he put a big stone and hit her leg. She was bledding but what she can do.She was unable to do something.So i thought i should do something but they were five helthy boys. But i said one of them wht the hell u doing guys. They couldnt think even a single time and he gave me a punch i couldnt tolerate that harder. I called helpline. When they arrived over there they have gone. After that she didnt talk me a single time she didnt give a look. She left that place i was felling bad i think she should have gave me a thanks. But i got this thing later she was dumb. Thats why she couldn't help herself. I m felling embarace i shouln't think like that.

Interesting Fact about the Pope John Paul II death

by bravekid @ 10. Mar 2007 – 10:47:06

Pope was living 85 years - sum of those numbers = 13
Pope died on 2.04.2005 - sum of those numbers = 13
Pope died at 21.37 - again - sum is equal.... 13
13...that's Maria's number - only that time Holy Mother was showing herself to 3 children in Fatima.
on 13th May 1981 - Pope was wounded and that time was saved by Holy Mother.
on 13th Pope went to the hospital for the first time.
on 13th died the last child of three from Fatima to whom Holy Mother showed up.
Pope died on 02.04.2005 at 21.37.. add all those numbers....
2+4+2+5 = 13
2+1+3+7 = 13
13+13=26
26 years of pontificate......Coincidence? or it had to be like this?
in the end......he died in 13th week of the year...and when you multiply the time of his death 21 x 37...you will have 777.
Pope was living exactly 31 thousands days...if you reverse figures...you will get again 13!!!
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Interesting Fact about the Pope John Paul II death

by bravekid @ 10. Mar 2007 – 10:44:11

Pope was living 85 years - sum of those numbers = 13
Pope died on 2.04.2005 - sum of those numbers = 13
Pope died at 21.37 - again - sum is equal.... 13
13...that's Maria's number - only that time Holy Mother was showing herself to 3 children in Fatima.
on 13th May 1981 - Pope was wounded and that time was saved by Holy Mother.
on 13th Pope went to the hospital for the first time.
on 13th died the last child of three from Fatima to whom Holy Mother showed up.
Pope died on 02.04.2005 at 21.37.. add all those numbers....
2+4+2+5 = 13
2+1+3+7 = 13
13+13=26
26 years of pontificate......Coincidence? or it had to be like this?
in the end......he died in 13th week of the year...and when you multiply the time of his death 21 x 37...you will have 777.
Pope was living exactly 31 thousands days...if you reverse figures...you will get again 13!!!

Smart Boy Like Me..................

by bravekid @ 09. Mar 2007 – 17:18:48

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

Teacher : What is your problem?

Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too.

The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited
in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Teacher: What is 3 x 3? Boy: 9

Teacher: What is 6 x 6? Boy: 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. "I think the boy can go to the third-grade" , said the principal. The teacher said she
had some of her own questions to ask. The principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was already answering.
Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands.

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka peg.....
Boy: Wedding Ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck.

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u dont get it u have to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the
University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Lincoln Vs Kennedy

by bravekid @ 08. Mar 2007 – 11:15:11

Here's a little part of US history which makes you go h-m-m-m:
Have a history teacher explain this if they can?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born! ! in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln'.